У Марса пропали оба спутника... 

с 1998 ни Фобоса ни Деймоса никто не видел... я в шоке...

далее для знающих английский...

Still with Mars, its two moons, Phobos and Deimos, have gone missing. No kidding. There have been no verified sightings of either since 1998. How do you lose a moon or two? I don't know. Now, Phobos itself warrants great investigation, mainly because it revolves (or did) around Mars in a counter direction to Deimos and all the other bodies in the solar system. Secondly, it appears to be hollow. There was speculation that this was an artificial object, not a natural moon. Thirdly, when a Russian probe was sent up to explore it, the probe satellite was destroyed, and the last photo image it sent back was of a beam of light, or something, coming straight at it from the surface of Phobos. Now Phobos and Deimos are not where they should be.

While Mars has lost its moons, Jupiter has gained some. Hawaiian astronomers announced last month that they had discovered eleven new moons around Jupiter. Where the beejesus did these come from? I mean, these are big moons, big enough to have been seen before. You can't tell me that they were always lined up neatly on the other side in some kind of cosmic 'hide 'n seek' game. At the same time, amateur astronomers all over the world have been reporting sightings of very large objects above the surface of our Moon. Whole flotillas of objects up to 50km in diameter.

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если кому очень интересно - могу перевести